witmol

There's this guy who's going to clean the windows of a mental asylum. A patient follows him shouts to him "I gotta secret, I gotta secret...", he ignores the patient. Again the patient follows him, but he ignores his cries. By the time he's nearly finished the building, he's really curious about what the patient's secret is, so he decides to ask the patient. The patient pulls a matchbox out of his pocket, opens it and puts it on a table. Out crawls this little spider. The patient says "spider go left", and the spider walks to it's left a bit. Then he says "spider go right", the spider walks to its right a little bit. He says "spider turn around, walk forward then go right", and sure enough the spider turns around, walks forward, and then goes right a bit. The window cleaner is amazed "Wow! He says, that's amazing!", "No, that's not my secret says the patient, watch". He picks up the spider in his hand and pulls all its legs off then puts it back on the table. "Spider go right", the spider doesn't move, "spider go Left", the spider doesn't move, "Spider turn around" again the spider doesn't move. "There!" he says, "that's my secret, if you pull all a spiders legs off they go deaf.