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Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week (hole weak).
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Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
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Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.
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Q: What do you call the inanimate tissue around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
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Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.
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Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
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Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly, you can walk on them for the rest of your life!
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Q: What's the difference between a blimp and a thousand used condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear, the other's a damn good year!
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Q: Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A: Cos women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
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Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
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Q: If a tennis player gets tennis elbow, what does a gynecologist get?
A: Tunnel vision.
Sorry if some are repeats.
Glad
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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!
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