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DJ Happy · 09-29-2004, 06:50 AM

Oh boy, am I in the mood for this right now...

- Idiots who wear baseball caps backwards, thinking it makes them look cool. Newsflash meatheads - you look like a bunch of twats.

- Other idiots who think that wearing those trousers where the crotch hangs at you knees makes them look cool. Why these pillocks think that looking as though you are suffering a bout of the worst incontinence known to man is cool is beyond me.

- Different idiots who insist on wearing sunglasses indoors or at night. Attention people, listen up - the only person on the planet who can get away with this is Chris Gayle, so unless you are him, you look like a crackhead and I will not let a single moment where I could be mocking you go by.

- Whiners. People who constantly point out problems and pitfalls but when asked what they would do about them, shrug their shoulders and slink off into the night. These are cretins I can do without. If you're going to whine at me, at least present me with a possible solution at the same time. Otherwise, get the fuck out of my face before I dropkick you out of a 10th storey window.

- Fat people who complain when others refer to them as "fat."

"Whine! He said I was fat!"

"But you are fat. If you don't want to be called fat, then take your hand out of the donut box and GO ON A FUCKING DIET!!!"

- Boy "Bands." Excuse me, yes, you. Unless you play an instrument, you're not a BAND. Miming stage shows while thrusting your hips in the direction of tenny-boppers does not count. Apart from the fact that your "music" makes me want to attack my radio with a chainsaw before I then hunt you down in turn.

Thank you for your time.

09-29-2004, 06:50 AM	#274 (permalink)
DJ Happy Psycho	Oh boy, am I in the mood for this right now... - Idiots who wear baseball caps backwards, thinking it makes them look cool. Newsflash meatheads - you look like a bunch of twats. - Other idiots who think that wearing those trousers where the crotch hangs at you knees makes them look cool. Why these pillocks think that looking as though you are suffering a bout of the worst incontinence known to man is cool is beyond me. - Different idiots who insist on wearing sunglasses indoors or at night. Attention people, listen up - the only person on the planet who can get away with this is Chris Gayle, so unless you are him, you look like a crackhead and I will not let a single moment where I could be mocking you go by. - Whiners. People who constantly point out problems and pitfalls but when asked what they would do about them, shrug their shoulders and slink off into the night. These are cretins I can do without. If you're going to whine at me, at least present me with a possible solution at the same time. Otherwise, get the fuck out of my face before I dropkick you out of a 10th storey window. - Fat people who complain when others refer to them as "fat." "Whine! He said I was fat!" "But you are fat. If you don't want to be called fat, then take your hand out of the donut box and GO ON A FUCKING DIET!!!" - Boy "Bands." Excuse me, yes, you. Unless you play an instrument, you're not a BAND. Miming stage shows while thrusting your hips in the direction of tenny-boppers does not count. Apart from the fact that your "music" makes me want to attack my radio with a chainsaw before I then hunt you down in turn. Thank you for your time. Last edited by DJ Happy; 09-29-2004 at 06:55 AM..