You need one of these.
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/SciTech/r...40729_303.html
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW
And yes, they are
real "handsets" for cellphones. They've even become "cool", as some rapper had one at recent award ceremony.
Some cellphone are actually designed for women, so maybe you actually bought one of these by accident? You're not wearing tight, hip high, cut-off jeans too, are you?
I like reading your stories clavus. You make me laugh.
Mr Mephisto