All the oldest male member of the family gets the middle name "stewart"
My grandfather was the oldest of his sibling, so he got it
My father was the second oldest, but he was still the oldest male sibling, so he got it
I'm the oldest of my sibling, so I got it
My first born son will get it
His first born son will get it
So on so forth
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
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