Just remembered another one
One day a young woman who worked at a grocery store decided to be a bit adventuresome and go to work without panties. The day went smoothly, until a man asked her to get him a loaf of raisin bread, which was on the top shelf of the display. She gets a ladder, and ascends. The man notices instantly. As it would so happen, another man happened to be walking by at the same time, and as she reached the floor, he asked her for a loaf of raisin bread as well. She ascended the ladder again to get another loaf, and as she was coming down another man noticed she was without underwear. He, of course, asked her for a loaf of raisin bread as well. By this point, she knows that the men are just toying with her to get a good view, and decides that this is the last one. As she gets back down to the floor, she notices an old man who limped up into the crowd. Her cheeks go red and she shouts at him, "Let me, guess, you're raisin too!?"
The old man replies, "No, but it's startin' to twitch"
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