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nikki, thank you for calming my fears of having to out my cat. However, something even more troubling has arisen that I'm hoping you can help explain or put me at ease.
I have a half gallon of milk in my fridge. the expiration date is still a week away but there is a definite odd odor eminating from within the jug. I drank some anyways and now I'm seeing rainbows everywhere and I could swear the painting on my living room wall just winked at me. My question is this: Has milk become a narcotic, and if so, am I in danger of going to jail for drinking it?
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