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This one's kind of long, but somebody thinks that it is seriously the funniest joke ever:
This guy was hauling some cookies along the coast in a truck. Some of the cookies fell out of the back. So the guy stops, gets out, and yells at the cookies: "Get back in there!!!" and they do.
A little further down the road, the cookies fell out again. The guy stopped and said "Get back in there, and if you fall out again, I'll throw you in the ocean," so they got back in.
The cookies fall out again, and sure enough, the driver tosses them in the ocean.
About a week later, the driver took his girlfriend out to a nice seafood restaraunt, and she ordered clams. When she opened the first one, guess what she found??? A cookie.
This girl I knew thought that that joke was absolutely hilarious.
Oh, one more:
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a bucket.
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