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A man comes back to his apartment and finds evidence that while he was gone, his wife was engaged in an extramarital romp. In fact, the man's cigar smoke is still in the air. So the man rushes to the window to see if he can catch a glimpse of the offending male, and sure enough, right below his window is a man smoking a cigar waiting for a taxi.
Overcome with rage, the husband lifts his refrigerator off the ground, carries it to the window, and drops it on the man below. He then dies of a heart attack.
Three men approach St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter decides to start out by asking each man how he died.
The first man says "I was minding my own business when I was hit by a falling refrigerator"
The second man says "I died from the exertion of lifting and carrying a refrigerator"
The third man says "Well, I was hiding in this refrigerator and..."
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