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I laughed, I cried. Hell, I'm still crying. That was great.
I hear you...wait...hello?...shit *click* shit. *dials*
hey, sorry the connect...*click* SHIT! *dials*
Yeah, sorry my phone sucks sometimes. Yeah, so what were we talking about?
Oh yeah, man I.....dude?....I can hear you....can you hear me?...dude keep talking it will come back.....No! don't hang up! I can hear you! *click* FUCK! *dials*
DUDE, I could hear you, why'd you hang up? You coulnd't hear me? No, it's your phone, it sucks. No. It's your phone. Mine's brand new! Well, anyway, don't hang up, it comes back......dude.....dude you're all broken up....move around or something....there that's.....FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
*throws phone*
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I can sum up the clash of religion in one sentence:
"My Invisible Friend is better than your Invisible Friend."
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