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Originally Posted by greyeyes
I was just wondering how one goes through the ritual of getting a girlfriend...
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Ok, first you two have to be dressed in nothing but black, hooded cloaks. You then bend over as she spanks you 20 times with a large wooden spatula (preferrably with holes drilled in it), and you must say, "Thank you ma'am, may I please have another?" each time she strikes you. After you're done with that, you clap your hands five times, stick your right arm in, stick your right arm out, then you do the hokie-pokie and you shake it all about.
You then invite her into your bedroom. If she accepts, you two must then commence in a wrestling match in which you eventually let her win. She then spreads ice cream on your twanger and then you light up a cigarette and tell her to "get the hell outta here."
Or you could just ask her if she would like to hang out sometime. That might work, too.
The point of this overly-sarcastic post: There is no ritual in getting a girlfriend; only in getting todays girlfriend.