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Top three reasons I hate Jared:
Reason #1 I look extremely similar to him, in fact, friends have nicknamed me subway
Reason #2 My name is Jaeret, also similar in sound, my name is pronounced like chair, except with a J instead of a C, then an et sound at the end.
Reason # 3 He has more money than me.
I hate that no talent ass-clown with every fiber of my being.
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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.
~Halx
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