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Originally Posted by thermight
For my last birthday my wife made it memorable.
She bought me an air compressor and pneumatic nailer.
Then we went to dinner. Nothing special, the kids were with us.
Afterword we dropped the kids at grandmas.
We returned home and fooled around. My very concervative wife then surprised my with anal sex for the first time.
To top it off afterward she sent me to the movies alone.
Kind of the ultimate guy bithday.
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why is everyone forgetting about the pneumatic nailer? it would serve to make this a "guy birthday" but in this situation, it just balances out the anal sex and lonely movie.
but in all seriousness, good for you. i'm happy that a more memorable birthday requires little more then a nailgun and a little experimental sex rather than an all night porn-style romp through various public places and the inner reaches of your deepest, darkest desires.
for my birthday, my girlfriend took me into NYC and we saw a comedy show and went out for dinner. we had only been dating for a little under a month, so it was fairly tame but nonetheless, it was my absolute favorite birthday because i
knew that i was going to fall in love with her.
now, take into mind that this was my 18th birthday which may have something to do with its "best birthday ever" status. after all there's nothing quite like inherent statutory rape, convenience store porn and losing lotto tickets, am i right guys? man, being 18 was the freaking best...
...or not.