I can see Oprah's residence from the balcony of my apartment. The lights are never on. Either she's never at her Chicago residence or she runs around in the dark, which can be dangerous for her toes. Either way, my boss keeps telling me I must make too much money if I can afford to live 4 blocks from her.
I tell my boss I'll be making enough when I can live in the same building as her.
I'm not a huge fan of hers (I don't get a lot of that girlie stuff as Mr. Mephisto puts it) but I think she does good. Hell, she doesn't have to do jack if she doesn't want to. She could go around saying, "I'm Oprah, Bitch!" and she'd still be stupid rich.
I wonder if she ever looks in the mirror and says, "Holy Shit! I'm Oprah!"
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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