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stonegrody does his grocery shopping only after 1 a.m. and only at Safeway. He brings a fancy silver spoon with him and opens up all the Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked ice creams, taking one spoonful from each and licking his lips, he says, "Yummy Yummy for my tummy tummy," after each bite. When the store clerks spot him, he does his Curly Fine impression: "Whoop Whoop Whoop!" and runs out the store with whatever gorceries he can grab on the way out. Whatever he grabs becomes his meal for the following day, along with some of feelgood's homemade wine.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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