What not to say to your wife!
Last night while lying in bed, my wife walked in and said "OK I am ready for you". I then said, "bring that big ole butt to me" at which she got very upset and said " what, you just lost out boy, calling my butt big".
Now in all honesty, my wife does not have a big butt. It is just nice and round, and she knows that I think her rear is the sexiest part of her. She is 5'4, 125 lbs, and 35-26-37 which I think is perfect. But she got pissed at me.
Needless to say, I did not have any fun last night.
So my advice, never use the work "big" in a sentence about your wife's figure.
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