Fire a mini-gun
Drive a rally car! Subaru WRX Impreza would do just nicely. Lots of mud.
Get a #3 combo at Wendy's and "double the beef." Six patties, one sandwich, awesome. Convincing them to do it would be the hard part.
Find a girl who loves me! Sappy sappy joy joy
Travel somewhere besides here. Go somewhere that is sparcely populated!
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Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.
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