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Xeno thinks I'm not wise to his scam, but I'm not sitting between Tupac and Strom - I'm sitting between Xenomorph in a Richard Nixon mask that's been rubbed down with Aspercreme, and a cross-dressing Rupaul look-a-like hooker Xeno picked up last night and paid an extra $50 bucks to help him con me. They're trying to talk me into a life-insurance plan where you get to retire to Cuba and live in anonymity to frequent brothels. They claim Mathew Lesko found the deal for them in an IRS handbook.
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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style
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