Funny, but this one's a bit off:
Americans:
Tend to think that guns are very cool, and fun too.
Canadians:
Aren't quite sure how they work. Safer and easier to make them illegal.
Seeing as I have my PAL (Possession and Acquisition License), I'm legally allowed to buy and have firearms. Everyone seems to think of Canada as a country without firearms, but in reality it has about 1 for every man, woman, and child (30 million). These aren't all registered, however.
I know, I know: I should have just read the bloody joke
