Falwell was selected to take over the PTL Ministry when Jim Bakker was taken down by scandal in 1987, at Bakkers request.:analysis: OOH, Look! A direct connection!
Jimmy Swaggart explains why Jerry Falwell is obliged to return PTL to Jim Bakker: "If I tell you I'm going to keep your truck for five days and then I'm going to give it back to you, and then someone finds out you're a homosexual, I still owe you your truck.":Shorter: I have no idea what I just said. Drugs are bad.
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"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say: you helped this happen."
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:Shorter: God hates us for being tolerant to the Gay lifestyle. Thus he let us get attacked (Free will of all people be damned)
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"I listen to feminists and all these radical gals... These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men; that's their problem." -Falwell
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:shorter: Get your ass in the kitchen and bake me a pie.
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Now, further evidence that the creators of the series intend for Tinky Winky to be a gay role model have surfaced. He is purple -- the gay-pride color; and his antenna is shaped like a triangle -- the gay-pride symbol.
-Falwell
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:shorter: I'm braindead
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Mohammad was a terrorist
-Falwell
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:shorter: let me tap into the current fears of america, demonizing an entire people by making a false blanket statement about a religious figure.
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[there can be] "no peaceful coexistence" [between homosexuals and Christians.]
-Falwell
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:shorter: Round em up and put em in camps.
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"If I could just get a nuclear device inside Foggy Bottom, I think that's the answer."
-Pat Robertson on the US State Department.
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:shorter: watch me make overt threats to a branch of the Federal Government and suffer no reprecussions.
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"The Antichrist is probably a Jew alive in Israel today."
"Presbyterians are the spirit of the Antichrist."
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:shorter:I enjoy throwing the antichrist label at everyone I don't like.
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“...What kind of craziness is it in our society which will put a cloak of secrecy around a group of people whose lifestyle is at best abominable. Homosexuality is an abomination. The practices of those people is appalling. It is a pathology. It is a sickness, and instead of thinking of giving these people a preferred status and privacy, we should treat AIDS exactly the same way as any other communicable disease...” -
-Pat Robetson
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:shorter: extinguish the disease of Gays.
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"[Gays seek] to destroy all Christians."
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:haiku: Gays wish on us death
so let us kill them first brother
Gods love shines on us.
Wow, I could go on for weeks with this stuff. Get the picture? Not much of a leap from what Saggart has said