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Old 09-19-2004, 01:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
OpieCunningham
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Originally Posted by ARTelevision
In 50 years there will remain no significant opposition to the “liberal” media-induced Democrat Party – it will be called something like “the birth of the cool,” so as to give it an ever new and fresh odor. The other party will have no name and will simply be referred to as “the opposition.” The opposition will be an ancient artifact of the signal-to-noise ratio and will be considered as a natural type of electronic resistance that is harnessed by the meme-generating control programs to keep alive such inspiring memes as “freedom,” “oppression,” and “rebellion.” The liberal Democrats will win every “election” (rave) by 95+% majorities as a result of the cool memes that are delivered via clock-radios, cereal boxes and their contents, the holographic bionically implanted mind-replacements that were once called “television,” “video games,” "the Internet," “music,” and every other medium of human intercourse.

The two dates that will be remembered in loving and honored terms are the decade of the 1960s, when the seminal media-as-reality ideas were first inoculated into an entire generation of citizens and the decade of the 2000s, when that generation reached retirement age and found the then-current generation of youth to be perfectly adapted to actually inhabiting the exact same mindset that was only a gleam in its fathers’ and mothers’media-induced mindsets.

Things will be perfect and everyone (except the token opposition, of course) will be cool.
In 50 years, there will be no significant opposition to the Bible-induced Republican party - it will be called something like "thy everlasting grace" so as to give it a timeless beauty. The other party will be the Terrorists. The Terrorists will be nutured by a small, but powerful, agency within Thy Everlasting Grace so as to keep alive such inspiring memes as "freedom", "peace", "good", "evil", "right" and "wrong". The religious Republicans will win every election (prayer ceremonies) by 95%+ majorities as a result of the Glory Be To God memes emanating from the Mid West Ultra Super Churces (capacity: 70,000) by virtue of the areas massive breeding rate due to no abortion or birth control.

The two dates that will be revered in loving and sacred terms are the decade of the 1950's, the last period of self-immolation before God and the 2000's when Bush The Glorious led the initial fight against Satan.

Things will be perfect and everyone (except the token Terrorists) will be saved.

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