Crack

penis...

Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Yes , No , Close

28. Is it small? Sometimes.
27. Do you know any songs about it? Yes.
26. Does a basketball player use it? Yes.
25. Would you find it in an office? Depends.
24. Is it shaped like a hot dog? Yes.
23. Would you find it on a farm? Probably.
22. Do you clean it regularly? Yes.
21. Does it get really hot? No.
20. I guess it a muscle (body part)? No.
19. Is it used by a baby? No.
18. Do you use it at work? Depends.
17. Can it make a sound? No.
16. Can you smell it? Sometimes.
15. Is it hard? Sometimes.
14. Does it have a hole in it? Yes.
13. Does it come in many varieties? Yes.
12. Can it scratch? No.
11. Does it grow over time? Yes.
10. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? No.
9. Can it be easily moved? Yes.
8. Does it help accomplish tasks? Yes.
7. Can it fit in an envelope? Sometimes.
6. Does it contain a liquid? Yes.
5. Can you buy it at a store? No.
4. Is it round? No.
3. Is it a synthetic material? No.
2. Is it soft? Sometimes.
1. It is classified as Other

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx