Find out what restaraunts the interviewer frequents. One week in advance, go to the bank, get $30 in pennies, stick them up your ass and then spend them at that restaraunt. By the time the day of the interview comes you will know that he has handled your ass pennies and you will have the advantage over him because you never touched anything that was in his ass.
/sorry, but I had to say it. The thread was perfect for the skit.
These types of things are what I hate about interviews. They are so superficial. It's such bullshit that things like the clothes you wear can have such an impact on your life. I wish people would grow up and move past such superficial ways of judging people. Anyone can clean up for a day.
Last edited by kutulu; 09-16-2004 at 02:17 PM..
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