I was once having sex with a very beautiful young lady and she rolled me off and got on top. She started riding away and then said, "You can go ahead and hit me if you want. I don't care."
At the end of same said session: "What would you have done if I stuck my finger in your butt when you were about to come?" Me: "I don't know. Let's bump again and see."
Also at the end of same said session: "Got any lube? I want try some anal."
Should of held on to that one.