maleficent

So the other day I bitched about the quality experience of my online dating life, so someone had recommended a site called E-Harmony to me. I've seen the ads, it sounded like a good idea... That's where my problems begin... When things sounds like a good idea.

So, I toddled over to the site, and filled out a lengthy profile, which it told me lots of stuff about myself, mainly that I'm pretty boring... but that's OK...

It found me no matches... Which led me to believe that I am a loser as well as boring... So figuring that it required to be fed, in order to get some responses, I signed up for a month or two. Money talks as they say.

Well, I actually got a response from someone at EHarmony, I guess paying them some money makes a difference. It was from Michael, somewhere in NY State. Michael wanted to bypass the initial stages of Eharmony, which is a question and answer thing, he wanted to Fast Track. So he sent me a message. What'd the message say?

Hi! I'm a dominant male, are you submissive?

My response back, after I edited it about 12 times, well, darlin, not to be rude, but if you have to tell me that you are dominant, and you aren't trusting my intelligence to figure it out on my own, then you probably aren't. So in answer to your question, probably not, because I'm not on my knees saying Yes, Master. (I didn't add in, but really wanted to say thanks for playing our game)

Apparently I'm not as rude as I think I am, or Michael is really a glutton for punishment. I didn't scare him off, yet. He has asked for a picture, so that'll scare him off plenty fast.*

I don't suppose he'd like the orange haired picture.*

This is really what dating has come to? Hey baby, I'm dominant? Ignore response. Send me your picture (basically, if you're hot, I can forgive the brattiness?) I give up, I think it's time to join a convent.*

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