What if instead of guns, we had like, small animals? And you would have to register RABID animals. I hope it doesn't cost a lot, because that would get expensive having to keep registering new rabid animals after the last one kicks the bucket. I guess you could keep an unregistered rabid animal and pay the fine if you're caught.
Me? I want a rabid spider monkey that bites, pulls hair and flings poo. All at once.
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