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It can't be me!
The boss goes up to his four employees, and he's got a serious look on his face.
"I'm really sorry," he says, "but I'm going to have to lay one of you off."
The black employee speaks first. "Can't be me. I'm a protected minority."
The female employee says, "Can't be me. I'm a woman."
The senior employee says, "It better not be me: I'll file an age discrimination suit so fast you'll wish you were never born."
And so one by one, they all turn to look at the last employee: a young, white male. He thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay."
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