maleficent

'm in Penn Station, Newark this morning, 'round about 5:20 this morning, drinking coffee, yes, I'm sorry, doc, but what's a girl to do, it's freakin' early. I'm also munching on a banana. Now, at this hour of the morning, Penn Station has quite a few construction type workers waiting on the early train into NYC, luckily not getting on my train, but having to share my waiting space. So, Mr. Construction worker, offers a rather crude comment about the banana I was eating. Yah, I knew better then to eat a banana in public, but I was hungry. I chose to ignore him and drink my coffee. I walked over to the trash and as I did, he made another crude comment about my butt, it's too freakin' early for this... I ignored that too.*

Out of the corner of my eye, I caught this rather large, solidly build fella, also munching on a banana. Now this guy could kick Mr Construction Worker clear into next week, so, never having claimed to be a nice person, I looked at Mr. Construction Worker, and said to him, g'head, make the same comment about eating a banana to him, I dare you... I heard him mutter something to the effect Fuck you, bitch as I skipped off. I did have the self control not to say, best fuck you'll never have, bucko. I didn't think that wise, but just the thought of it made me laugh, have I mentioned lately how much I truly despise people, but they sure are entertaining.

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