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*Caution* Although Pheatius is a highly efficient TFP operative, he has many quirks that can cause disruption if not kept in check during a mission. These include: a love for young coeds, good beer, cocktails at precisely 6PM with no allowable deviation, Frank Sinatra and fuzzy motorcycles. He should never be questioned about his accent. I repeat never. In addition, if his dark secret is ever discovered by an enemy it could place him and his fellow TFP operatives in peril. This is why sobriety in combat interrogation situations is imperative. The enemy should at all costs never be allowed to give Pheatius booze. This can not be stressed enough.
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