Ha, but I will.
Various things Ive heard over the last little while:
Come here, Timmy. Here, Tim. (Timmy is his dog)
If that's mainland, we're screwed! (Apparently Homey_V is a pirate in his dreams?)
Homey_V built roof trusses this summer. Apparently that took its tole on him:
"Jesus, what are you doing? Pass me the wood that fell. Pass it to me! *I hand him the blanket* Thanks"
And he's also been seen attempting to hammer the bed while sleeping... thankfully he didnt actually have the hammer in his hands....
Good times