Enzomat

Ive had a number of near death experiences ranging from when I was a baby up until about 13 or 14 years old.

The first time i was near death was when i was an infant and my mother told me this on passing because of something that happened that made her mention how lucky i must be that someone is looking out over me. basically she had just turned in some school funding papers for me 1 day before they were due for some reason it jogged her memory of how one night when i was like 1 or 2 she suddenly had this ugre to get up and check on me.


she was sound asleep and for no reason at all she felt she needed to go look in on me and when she came to my crib she said i had stopped breathing and had turned blue in the face. she did cpr and got me breathing again and rushed me to the hospital where they told her everything was fine.


the second time i was about 3 or 4 (another event she reminded me of )and me and my sister shared a room. we had an old rickety white dresser about 4 or 5 shelves high and on top of it was an oolf 20 to 25 inch tv( the kind with knobs you turned to change the channel). well I always like trying to climb the damn thing cause ive always been a curious and messy person and my mom always warned me to stay off of it. well one day my mother hears a loud crash in our bedroom and she runs in to find me standing there looking up at her and the tv on the ground broken from the fall. had it fallen an inch or 2 more to the right it would have landed on me and i would have been dead.

my 3rd incedent was just me being a dumbass in the street while riding my bike. I was riding in circles in my yard and would up in the street and a truck was speeding down the road and barely stopped in time about a foot from running me over. i was looking p at the grill of the truck when it stopped and i was so scared at how fast it was coming i didnt try and move but when it stopped i snapped out of it and ran into the house for the rest of the day.

number 4 was the time i almsot drowned in a pond that had been covered in mud. i had detention in 6th grade and had to walk home frokm school and decided to take a shrortcut through a construction site behind the school where they were building a new school for "special" kids. so i see this puddle of mud that to look at it seemed about7 or so feet long but only 4 feet wide and didnt look deeper than an inch or so so i figured at the very most id have dirty shoes.

I take a full step into it and trip because my foot sinks in instantly and as i try to push up i sink even further. out of all the near death experiences this one scares me the most cause i was there living it you know as a kid the others i wasnt old enough to remember or really experience it but this time im in it and every second i keep sinking more and more and im near a main road screaming for help as the cars go by but the bushes and trees block anybody from seeing me and they are going by so fast they cant hear me.

i saw my life flash by that day and it was freaky cause it was like a movie reel. each square frame of the picture had a moving picture in itand they all went by in an instant but i saw it all. then by the grace of God i remembered something id seen in a nickleodeon tv movie called marv hammerman is after you about this little kid named mouse who gets bullied all the time. they mention if you get stuck in quicksand to calmdown and lay flat on your back and you will float. so i do that and float ontop and then crawl my way out of it and walk home covered in red mud ( which if you live in the south you know it ruins your clothes). i told my mom what happened and she later found out how it was a pond id fallen in and they coveered it in mud for some reason or another and she took me to church and made sure i prayed for thanks. still to this day i remember how it felt to have that mud surrounding me and that sinking feeling and how hard it was to breath with the weight of the mud on me.


the last event was when our house was broken into. long story short that day my mom told me to make sure i came straight hoome cause my grades had dropped cause i spent most of my time at the arcade with my friend jack. she basically said thered be hell to pay if she found out i went anywhere but home. so after school i meet up with my freidn jack and he wants to go to the arcade but i say i cant and as we make the turn to go our separate ways i say well i guess i could go for a few minutes and then rush home( which as a kid you know that never happens) so were there an hour or 2 and when we head out jacks mom drives by and tells us to get into the car.

she says my mom has been looking for me ( which i fugre ive got an ass whupping ccoming) but his mom says that my house had been broken into. my mom came home early to see if i came home and when she did that she came in and noticed her vrc and tv on her bed and that a window in the living room had been pryed open. she called my name out and heard someone cock back a gun and then she ran out of the house. had i have gone home early like she said i would have walked in on the robbers and more than likely been killed. the police later learned there were 2 of them and the bastards even had the nerve to eat some of our food.


crazy shit eh?