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witmol · 09-10-2004, 07:29 PM

Nothing came up when I searched for it. Hope you enjoy.

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One evening, a man comes home from working all day at his job at the local deli. As he walks in the door of his home, his wife notices that something was bothering him. So she walks over to him and ask, "Hi honey, rough day at work? Something bad happen?"

The husband looks at her ashamed and said, "Well sweety, today I found myself really wanting to stick my dick in the pickle cutter."

His wife looks at him in shock and explains that maybe he should go see a counselor and see if that might help.

So the husband goes and sees a counselor and tells him what happened.

"You see," the husband says, "I can't help it. I just stand there all day long and stare at the pickle cutter. All I can think about is how much I just want to put my dick in the pickle cutter."

"This is not right." the counselor says. "But I don't know what to tell you, you are just a confused man."

The husband goes home and goes to bed telling himself, 'tomorrow, I will not think about the pickle cutter.'

Next day he comes home from work with a sad look on his face and immediately his wife ask him, "Sweety, what's wrong?"

"I couldn't take it anymore, so I stuck my dick in the pickle cutter."

"OH NO! Are you okay??" the wife ask.

"Yea, I am fine, but I'm concerened about the pickle cutter." says the husband.

"Why, what happened to the pickle cutter?" she asks.

"SHE got fired!"

09-10-2004, 07:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
witmol Upright Location: communist valley	Pickle cutter Nothing came up when I searched for it. Hope you enjoy. -- One evening, a man comes home from working all day at his job at the local deli. As he walks in the door of his home, his wife notices that something was bothering him. So she walks over to him and ask, "Hi honey, rough day at work? Something bad happen?" The husband looks at her ashamed and said, "Well sweety, today I found myself really wanting to stick my dick in the pickle cutter." His wife looks at him in shock and explains that maybe he should go see a counselor and see if that might help. So the husband goes and sees a counselor and tells him what happened. "You see," the husband says, "I can't help it. I just stand there all day long and stare at the pickle cutter. All I can think about is how much I just want to put my dick in the pickle cutter." "This is not right." the counselor says. "But I don't know what to tell you, you are just a confused man." The husband goes home and goes to bed telling himself, 'tomorrow, I will not think about the pickle cutter.' Next day he comes home from work with a sad look on his face and immediately his wife ask him, "Sweety, what's wrong?" "I couldn't take it anymore, so I stuck my dick in the pickle cutter." "OH NO! Are you okay??" the wife ask. "Yea, I am fine, but I'm concerened about the pickle cutter." says the husband. "Why, what happened to the pickle cutter?" she asks. "SHE got fired!"