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Noaw, if'n you TRULY BELIEVE in JESUS get outa that chair and walk to the television. If'n you want to BE SAVED AND HAVE THAT OLD DEMON PAIN CAST OUT, put your hands on your television.
NOT ON THE BACK! Careful, Jesus caint be everwhere at once. Oh, and send ALL OF YUR MONEY to us care of this station and we'll be sure God gets it.
Brought to you by the gullible of Oklahoma, home of Oral Roberts and other low life scammers.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
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