As much as I try, I can't decide on my most favorite Scotch. I like them all. I prefer single malts, although I haven't been known for rejecting blends.
The only one I probably can't drink is that pale stuff from the Isle of Jura. But I shouldn't blame the whisky for that; it must be because of the time when I drank a 10-years old bottle of Jura by myself, then tied a 5-pound stainless steel security chain around my neck, padlock and all, called everyone around me a moron and an idiot and a failure, then walked away in disgust and fell face first into some bicycles. Took me two days to learn to spell my name again after that.
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I want no escape.
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