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I like to randomly rub my nipples
I hump my friends
I put my balls on things... OOOO story time
ok I had a roomate who was engaged to a woman we don't like (now married). She would often come over and sleep at our place. We never saw her because she would sprint into his room and out in the mornings. Well one day while said roomate wasn't home I was in one of my moods. I whipped the boys out and put them in a cup I found on their bathroom sink. I walked around with balls in cup for like ten minutes. I visited the other roomates pointing out that yes, I had a cup on my balls.
I got the cup nice and coated with the lovely scent that I refer to as swass (sweaty ass, also applies to balls). I put the cup back where I found it.
In the morning I again saw the fiance sprint out the door to wherever she hides from daylight.
I moseyed (ok I walked briskly) to his sink only to find the cup washed out. I am guessing here but I think she brushed her teeth and then rinsed out her mouth with my swass.
I was happy for the rest of the day
I like to moon people. a lot. I get it from my dad, he moons me.
I am the friend who will say anything for a laugh.
I once called all the women on my roomates phone drunk at 4 in the morning. Some were happy, some were not.
Being a rugby player I drink with rugby buddies a lot. Well, when we drink together we sometimes play rugby with strange people and object around us.
Case in point. Me and my buddy Reed came back from the bar barely able to stand. In my old apt there were chairs and furniture out in the commons area. It was there to encourage people to mingle. I've never seen those chairs used, ever.
Well in our drunken state we must have thought they looked a lot like the opposing rugby side.
Together, we linked arms and plowed through the chairs and coffee tables (they never had a chance). How I ended up not braking some part of me is beyond me.
I love wackiness, long live Larry through us!
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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu
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