bigoldalphamale

...W just came out and said the following?

QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND
> HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE
> THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
>
> My Fellow Americans:
> As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been
> completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on
> this war, our mission in
> Iraq is complete.
>
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal
> of all American forces
> from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30
> days. It is now to begin
> the reckoning.
>
> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
> names of countries which
> have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict.
> This list is short. The
> United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and
> Poland are some of the
> countries listed there.
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first
> list. Most of the worlds
> nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
> distributing copies of
> both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately,
> foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
> indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for
> the costs of the Iraqi
> war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour
> money into third world
> Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow
> fat on corruption.
>
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?
> Call France.
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work
> to redirect this money
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still
> have at home.
> On that note, a word to terrorist organizations.
> Screw with us and we will
> hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends
> from the face of the
> earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize?
> Try France, or maybe
> China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys.
> Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all
> of you can go to Russia
> for negotiations. They have some great palaces
> there. Big tables, too.
>
>
>
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic
> relations with France,
> Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help,
> comrades. We are retiring
> from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to
> begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more
> than two unpaid parking
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be
> stripped, shredded and
> crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains
> to this. You c! reeps
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those
> tickets tomorrow or
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be
> turned over to some of the
> finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List
> 2. Since we are likely to
> be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might
> want to try not xxxxxxx
> us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2.
> President Fox and his entire
> corrupt government really need an attitude
> adjustment. I will have a couple
> extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around.
> Guess where I am going to
> put em? Yep, border security.
> So start doing something with your oil.
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the
> NAFTA treaty --- sta
> rting now.
>
> We are tired of the one-way highway.
>
> It is time for America to focus on its own welfare
> and its own citizens.
> Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them
> be saying, "darn tootin."
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a
> decent life around the world
> has only earned us the undying enmity of just about
> everyone on the planet.
> It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is
> time to eliminate
> homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate
> World Cup Soccer from
> America.
>
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks
> guys. We owe you and we
> won't forget.
>
> To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop
> dead.
>
> God bless America. And God bless List 1.
> Thank you and good night.