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Old 09-06-2004, 09:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-07-04

Sometimes kids are so cruel to animals, especially insects. I remember one time I caught this grasshopper, and I made him wear a little straw hat that I had made. Also a little pair of denim overalls. And I made him hold this little tiny pitchfork. So guess what he looked like? What is the enemy of the grasshopper and the one thing that he wouldn't want to look like? That's right, a farmer.

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As I felt the soft cool mud squish between my toes, I thought, Man, these are not very good shoes!
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