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The Auburn University Marching Band has alternate lyrics they sing whenever the University of Alabama plays their fight song. Here they are:
Fuck Alabama in the ass.
Fuck 'em up their Crimson butts until they bleed.
Fuck Alabama in the face.
Fuck Alabama all over the place.
And if you fuck Alabama, start a trend,
'Cause anyone who fucks the Crimson Tide is my best friend.
Buck 'em, buck 'em, buck Fama.
The Rose Bowl is one place you'll never see again.
So, Fuck Alabama, long and hard,
And give 'em all my best regards, regards, regards!
At least, we used to do that. I don't know if they still do or not.
I have noticed, however, that the Alabama Marching Band plays "Shut Your Fucking Face, Uncle Fucker," whenever they score a TD on Auburn....
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