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zipper · 05-09-2003, 01:05 AM

Every Saturday morning he goes fishing. He gets up early and

eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes...all

day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early as usual,

dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns,

grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the

truck and down the driveway he goes. As he is coming out of his

garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50

mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into

the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's

going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in

the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There

cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation,

and whispers,"The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid

husband is out fishing in that shit.

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05-09-2003, 01:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
zipper Crazy Location: Georgia, USA	Typical!! Every Saturday morning he goes fishing. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes...all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early as usual, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers,"The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=1]