If I ever find the punk that slashed Ryan's tire, and my roomates tire, I am going to rip out his throat and hang him with it.
If I ever find the punk, and if he has slashed one of MY tires, I am going to rip out his throat, slash some holes in HIS testicles, and hang him from those with his throat. And then I am going to throw rocks at him.
I hate people. I am going to move to an island and my only contact with the outside world other than Ryan will be through the internet, as it should be. You all can drop me some food or something when you fly over.
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