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From what I understand, Jesus was pulled down from the cross by his mother, brother, and wife, taken away to recuperate, hustled out of the country to either Gaul or Britannia by Joeseph of Arimathea with his wife, Mary Magdalen, where they settled down and raise a raft of kids who became, in time, the aristocracy of Europe.
As for his memory, Paul met it on the road to Damascus and slaughtered it, dressed it like a sheep at the butcher's, and sold it to disgruntled Jews who parlayed it into a religion that, if it had spread far enough for Jesus to have heard of it before he died (circa 90 CE) he would have never stopped throwing up.
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