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Originally Posted by kurty[B]
I ran out of condoms, and have to decide between that or my books!!  |
The student health center at UCSB has a huge basket of assorted condoms (trojans, lifestyles, ect - noticed a big trojan magnum too) on display just inside the front door. The basket has a sticky note affixed to it which reads "please only take one"; I believe that the "one" it refers to is one "variety pack". Thus, my plan is to walk into student health the first day and empty the entire basket into my backpack thus picking up one "variety pack". I plan to run like I just stole a bunch of free from student health after commiting this horrid act.
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I'm leaving for the University of California: Santa Barbara in 5 hours, give me your best college advice - things I need, good ideas, bad ideas, nooky, ect.
Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum:
"Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt."
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