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My addition
I was a junior in college and living off campus in a studio apartment. The door off the kitchen opened onto the roof of the garage, and it being summertime I kept a lawn chair out there. One evening I was trying to get to bed early as I had a mid-term at 8 in the morning. These two girls that lived next to me were having a slightly loud get together so sleep was impossible so I went into the kitchen and grabbed a beer. I walked to the back door to walk outside when I saw one of the girls on the roof with a guy. He was sitting in my chair with the girl straddling him, riding away. I thought, "hmm, free show", so I sat and watched for a while as this girl proceeded to perform every acrobatic trick known to man.
Well, everything proved entertaining until they started breaking my chair, at which point I got pissed off. I slid the kitchen window open (which was on the side of the house), grabbed a brick of firecrackers, lit it, and lobbed it around the side of the wall in their general direction, then raced back to the door, to see the firecrackers land under the quickly deteriorating lawn chair. What ensued next was the funniest fucking thing I've seen, as the firecrackers start exploding direcly beneath the guys ass (just far enough away as to not hurt him, but close enough to feel the explosion).
She screamed, tripped over him, fell over onto the roof as he was screaming and trying to extricate his ass cheeks from the ruined chair.
Aahh, a little voyuerism and evilness all in one setting.
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