Let's see:
In a cemetary.
On a golf course at night; actually almost got caught twice, once by a guy in a golf cart who must have seen us on top of the green in the full moon, which forced us to hastily relocate (and use some ninja-esque hiding skills when he drove by). After we relocated we were just getting in to it when we heard voices and dove into some chest-high weeds thinking the guy had called the cops; belly crawled through the weeds for 20 m or so before I realized that what I was smelling was pot. Turns out a bunch of highschool kids had come out to smoke up. Scared the hell out of them when we materialized out of the brush behind them. Then proceeded to drive out to a more secluded park to christen the bridge I'd built for my eagle project.
On the front lawn of a house for sale in a subdivision at night; again, almost got caught when someone pulled into the driveway of the house next door while I was going down on her. Saved yet again by quickly covering in the dark blanket we were on.
In tall grass inside the fence of a national lab, right next to the lane that the guards drove to patrol the site. (several times too)
Personally the best I've heard of is a guy I knew who managed to have sex inside a mental hospital with another patient while he was on suicide watch; the man had some talent.
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