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Old 08-30-2004, 09:53 AM   #65 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights
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Originally Posted by analog
Not to put a damper on your day or steal your sunshine, but "talking on a cell phone" is around #10 (number ten) as a cause of traffic accidents, well behind changing the radio, eating, drinking (alcoholic AND non-alcoholic type), READING A NEWSPAPER (just for emphasis, can't believe people do that), and several other things. It's easier to notice such because of the phone to the head, but I assure you it's by no means anywhere near the worst offender.
Can you tell he sells cell phones for a living?

Let's see...#1 would be people turning left across oncoming traffic after their turn arrow has changed to red. Why is their time more valuable than mine? #2 Those inconsiderate bastards that insist on hand washing their cars when they're living in a townhouse. Don't they know how tacky that looks to the rest of us? J/K, billege. #3 People who insist on taking their rowdy unruly children to nice restaurants. Hey, I have a two year old myself. When we dine out, he either stays at home, or we eat at McDonald's. Why do you think I want to see your kid running rampant through the restaurant? #4 People who insist that Sarah Michelle Gellar was the hot one on "Buffy". Clueless...just, clueless.
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