Nefir

Congrats on your promotion, Strange Famous!

Welcome to the dynamic and exciting world of managing the peons! Please insert your official training video ("Office Space") into the nearest DVD-compatible orifice.

Ok seriously, I know it can be pretty scary to get new responsibilities for the first time, but I am sure you will adjust quickly, and do just fine.

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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy
Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy
Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants
Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance