Everyone has given good advice, so I'll throw in my tip:
Go with the flow and have some fun.
Don a loin cloth and smear the blood on your face like warpaint. A few stripes under the eyes maybe... and a vertical pair of stripes going down from your nostrils, over your lips, down your chin/neck. Maybe rub your palms with it and put a big bloody hand print (like Wilson) on your chest.
Follow up with a session of screaming at people in an unknown tongue.
By the time the fun stops, the bleeding will have ceased.
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