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I don't know but it's ticking
you want to know? Pull my finger
It's from the cat, he has the dog. He's demanding catnip if you want to see (insert dog name here) again.
your lack of creativity
O, I had your email forwarded to the fax
here let me read it to you "Dear, John"
surgery? I didn't know you had surgery. Weird, its addressed to Nancy....O well congratulations...Nancy
Something about her being 16 not 26
your wife left you, and she wants half
looks like you daughter tried to fax her doll again
your psych bill...jesus
planned parenthood with the test results
It's from your accountant, from St. Barts
(hand it to him upside down) Not sure, it's written in a weird language (leave)
(staple it a bunch of times) not sure but I think we need to feed the fax machine some prunes
Its demands from the fax, it's holding Mr. Coffee hostage
you know that young guy in accounting? Its from him, and your wife.
It's from satan, he says no deal on the soul
HEY! It looks like your going to be a daddy...but who is (say someone other than his wife's name)
Those are all I can think of for now.
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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu
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