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here's a couple I haven't seen yet:
Why did Raggety Ann get kicked out of the playhouse?
She kept sitting on Pinnochio's face and saying "Tell me lies!"
Why did the redneck cross the road:
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why do blondes like convertibles?
More leg room.
Why do blondes like tilt steering?
More head room.
Why do blonded wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
more to come as I think of them...
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