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Me: Getting the best blowjob ever.
She: (usual sounds)
Me (seconds before I'm coming): Yessss! Yeeeesss! Ohhhh Tina TINA TIIINAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! (awful pain!)
She: I'm Lisa. And now get the fuck out of here.
Me: Dress. Leave. Going to the next doctor who sents me to a hospital.
Once bitten, twice shy...
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